The official "Fuck, I can't sleep" thread ZzzzzZz
#1 Guest_asshat_*
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:08 AM
i only got 2 hours of sleep last night, and here i am, wide awake. btw, i want props for my amazingly creative topic description.
#2
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:09 AM
this flu is kicking my ass.
#3
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:11 AM
#4
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:15 AM
Think I'm gonna go read in bed or something, try and get some rest in me.
Good luck fellow insomniacs
#5 Guest_asshat_*
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:16 AM
this flu is kicking my ass.
i've never had the flu. figure i must be immune or some shit.
yeah, it sucks trying to manage with so little sleep. yesterday i feel asleep in study hall, it was my last class, and i didn't wake up when the bell rang. those rednecks can burn in hell for not waking me.
i'm so unloved sometimes.
#6
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:18 AM
Oh you need to burn in hell.
Hahaaa.
#7 Guest_asshat_*
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:21 AM
Hahaaa.
i'm destined to burn in hell. but i'm bringin all a ya'll with me.
take that shit.
#9
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:29 AM
It's either that, or no sleep for me.
Woot. Woot I say.
#10 Guest_asshat_*
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:29 AM
because i don't have shoes.
no but seriously. we're all going to die.
#11 Guest_asshat_*
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:31 AM
It's either that, or no sleep for me.
Woot. Woot I say.
sadie, i have not been counseled by you in sooooo long. i'm in shambles over life. and i blame you.
w00t indeed.
#12
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:35 AM
ihasahotdog.com
Sorry. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
#13
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:38 AM
w00t indeed.
Oh my. This is, indeed, a dire situation! I shall vacate the pathetic scum that now resides on my therapy couch, and make room for you. Come over, bring popcorn, and tell me your woes.
#14 Guest_asshat_*
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:44 AM
wooooooe me.
Okay, this is how i feel:
so what is your diagnosis? you think i'm crazy dont you.
YOU DO, JUST FUCKING SAY IT!
#15 Guest_asshat_*
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:51 AM
god speed, everyone.
#16
Posted 29 February 2008 - 12:53 AM
YOU DO, JUST FUCKING SAY IT!
Yes, you are a complete and total loony toon m'dear. I suggest popping prozac while listening to Pink Floyd and just generally embracing the voices you are hearing. If anything, they will provide you with a sense of belonging, and give you the false impression that you are not alone. When that wears thin, and it will, I will prescribe you a heavier dose of medication that produces hallucinations. The visual lapses in your sanity are a lot more fun than the auditory ones, I assure you.
You are suffering from a state of Paranoid Emosis. Paranoid Emosis stems from the part of your brain that makes you cry, and attracts you to candles, guyliner and razor blades (yes, razors are shiny and pretty, but don't let that trick you!)
Do you feel better?
#17
Posted 29 February 2008 - 01:02 AM
#18
Posted 29 February 2008 - 01:07 AM
I could also go to sleep right now but just choose not to.













