A serious matter at hand.

A serious matter at hand. ...and I require assistance.

#1 Dr. Frostbite

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:39 PM

Someone. Anyone. Buy me this. I'll make several songs for you. Provide you with sex. Adore you. Name my firstborn after you.

And yes. Guys are included. I would totally suck cock for this machine. You can quote me on that one.

I've composed music on this lovely machine before:

This Is Level 7

RAGOL

And 90% of what you hear... is from THAT MACHINE ALONE.

Now that I'm living in California, I am without such greatness in my life. I am alone. I lead a lonely existence here in California.

Can someone fill such a void by buying this machine? I have pretty big fucking lips. Perfect for dick sucking.

Anyone?

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:40 PM

Wow... That's a big request...

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:44 PM

I'll totally suck your dick if needs be. I don't know who the fuck you are. But you'd definitely would get sex if you purchased that for me.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:50 PM

I want a picture of those lips before I commit to anything.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:55 PM

QUOTE(JessL30 @ May 27 2007, 12:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I want a picture of those lips before I commit to anything.

See my bottom lip?

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:56 PM

I need a better picture.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:57 PM

What if a 15 year old boy bought you it?

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:58 PM

QUOTE(Palus Exercitus @ May 27 2007, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What if a 15 year old boy bought you it?

you'll have to wait til you're of age.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:00 PM

I have my son begging me for items just like that one ... letting me know how much better his music creations for college will be ... I keep telling him I spent a fortune on his computer and accessories ... upkeep and improvements are down to him!!!!!

( seriously though ... if I had the money I would buy him the items ... his fame will keep me in my old age ... and I AM RELYING ON IT!!!

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:00 PM

QUOTE(Palus Exercitus @ May 27 2007, 12:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What if a 15 year old boy bought you it?

We'd have to travel somewhere far from the U.S., but yes, you too.

Or, we can have NAMBLA "kidnap" us, and tell them they forced us to perform such an act.

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I need a better picture.

Old picture, and my face looks incredibly fat, and I didn't shave. Normally, that mustache is nonexistant.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:02 PM

QUOTE(senileandinsane @ May 27 2007, 01:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

( seriously though ... if I had the money I would buy him the items ... his fame will keep me in my old age ... and I AM RELYING ON IT!!!

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I actually have put up music displaying my skill with this machine. Did you not see?

Has your son composed you music and made sweet love to you?

Go buy me it, and I will.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:02 PM

I'll have to think about it.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:04 PM

Goddamn it. It's music, dick sucking and adoration. Isn't that all a woman wants from a man in a relationship anyways?

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:06 PM

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Goddamn it. It's music, dick sucking and adoration. Isn't that all a woman wants from a man in a relationship anyways?

I'm really picky on what I purchase for a relationship.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE(JessL30 @ May 27 2007, 01:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm really picky on what I purchase for a relationship.

It's like a relationship, minus the arguments, frustration, and "relationship". Buy me the machine. Get music.

Ask around. I've composed music for people before. Spron knows, too. I made a tune for him.

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE(Dr. Frostbite @ May 27 2007, 07:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I actually have put up music displaying my skill with this machine. Did you not see?

Has your son composed you music and made sweet love to you?

Go buy me it, and I will.

I did see your music .. I was just listening ... very nice ... but I am sorry .. what would my son think if I betrayed him and got you one???? .... Nope .. no sell here I am afraid

... nice try though

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:09 PM

QUOTE(senileandinsane @ May 27 2007, 01:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I did see your music .. I was just listening ... very nice ... but I am sorry .. what would my son think if I betrayed him and got you one???? .... Nope .. no sell here I am afraid

... nice try though

Just tell him you did it for the sex.

He'll totally understand.