[Riddle]

Now obviously, I seem like a judgemental asshole right now. Who could be so pretentious as to create a topic about how EVERYONE on this forum is stupid?

Well, first of all, I AM an asshole.

Second of all, I was exaggerating a bit. I can, however, say that AT LEAST ninety percent of the people who write on this forum ARE stupid.

Reason 1: One in every five users has at least three X's in their names, usually reverse capitalized with some blatantly unoriginal phrase like "provehito in altum" or "LOLZILUV30STM!!!" in between them.

Reason 2: All of your signatures suck. All of them. You either have too many pictures or too many stupid, meaningless, "u had 2 b thur" quotes, or too many sarcastic "I'm a sassy raging bitch/lesbian/feminist/asshole, wanna fight about it?" bumper sticker quotes in them.

Reason 3: 30 Seconds to Mars is NOT the best band ever. AT ALL. That title goes to The Beatles. I'd like to quote someone's signature: "lyrical brilliance + instrumental genius = 30 Seconds to Mars"

The corrected version of this phrase would be: "lyrical brilliance adequacy + instrumental genius mediochrity = 30 seconds to mars"

I could list more, but I have to go have a life and listen to better music.

[Nergal]

also -
i made this thread
about a week ago

i even made it a poll
giving people a chance to prove it

[Riddle]

Well then, other than the fact that you dislike the beatles, you are O.K. in my book. Continue breathing as normal.

[Jer]

I agree with the title but the delivery could have been much better. Just leave it to the pros. Overall, I give you an 8. Still ass fuckable.

[TeachJoanne]

I never said I dislike The Beatles. I own Help!, Rubber Soul, Revolver, Sgt. Pepper, TWA, and Abbey Road, but everything else they released was pretty much shit, and their fans are the most pretentious fuckwads ever.

I absolutely love this word!

[Dive Into The Unknown]

I agree with the title but the delivery could have been much better. Just leave it to the pros. Overall, I give you an 8. Still ass fuckable.

Haha! You are so funny Jer.

[Nergal]

riddle's a pseudointellectual
hypocrisy FTW

[Jer]

Haha! You are so funny Jer.

Hey babe, what's going on?

[TeachJoanne]

it's good...but not as good as fuckface

Fuckface is good but for face words I always go for shit-faced. What circumstances lead to the development of that term?? Fascinating.

[Jacqueline2]

I have no pictures in my signature. I DO realize my favorite band is not the BEST ever, and I only quote people who are funny. Art aka Mary'sbuddha has two quotes in my signature. Art one of the most intelligent people on here has quoted me before too, and a few others in his signature. You'll find the quotes aren't nearly as annoying as the pictures that are too big. However the omg 30STM iz the best band ever quotes are a bit much. Obviously you like 30STM you're on their board. So the quotes about loving or just simply liking them don't need to be in existence. We get it.

The Beatles? Best band ever? I love them, but would never call them the best? Though I do agree a lot of us here are idiots.

[Grey will suffice.]

yay another fucking 16 year old.

[Jacqueline2]

I really wish people wouldn't call me one of the most intelligent people on here. I'm really not that intelligent, you're just making me feel conceited.

Then you're a good actor. Move to hollywood my friend.

[MB13]

riddle me this, riddle.

who is from new jersey, is a fucking retard, creates stupid ass topics, and posts here under the name riddle?

[Jacqueline2]

Cerene already thinks I hate her. I don't need this, not now.

awww....why does Miss Cerene think you hate her?