[Hot Chocolate Mama]

Since i have been kidnapping you as of late, and keeping you in bondage. I thought i might make it up to you. So if you will take off your fresh air mask long enough, and look to your left beyond that sand dune, you will see that i have provided you an Oasis, (not to be confused with a Mirage), with two beautiful babes, ready to cater to all your needs, with two large, er...umm...fans, with a fully stocked bar with your fav cold beverages, they will hand feed you fresh exotic fruits,not excluding some delightful finger sammiches your moms used to make for you. oh, and for atmosphere, i have added harps in the background? Hope you like them. Last but not least you have your own personal masseuse, to give you a full body swedish massage for as long as you command her to massage you. However, the minus is there's no happy ending bro, cause' that is soooo low class! hahaha.



What do you say? If you don't like that, then i don't know what to do but put you back into bondage. I'm wondering though, if you like being kidnapped by me. I'm on to you. You'll be screamin' for someone to help you in another thread: HALP! HALP! I'm being Kidnapped!!!!

[Nergal]

hi
youre fucking weird
kthxbi

[Sanzen]

Yeah.

[The Croatian Sensation]

No wonder why negros are thought of as uneducated.

[Hot Chocolate Mama]

Yeah.

Gentlemen, do not be jealous because Dr. McFrosty is enjoying his stay in his Oasis, if you don't mind. He deserves it. A good man deserves the pleasures in life. Don't you agree? Right now, the masseuse is giving him a nice rub down. After that he's going to enjoy a cold one and have a couple of sammiches. I forgot to add i threw in a portable DVD player with all his fav movies.





*DO NOT DISTURB DR. FROSTBITE*



*MASSAGE IN SESSION*

[The Croatian Sensation]

I'd rather be pleasured by Diane.

[Nergal]

hm
well im not disturbing him
but youre disturbing me
a lot

[Hot Chocolate Mama]

I'd rather be pleasured by Diane.

that's nice dear. go play now.

[The Croatian Sensation]

worst come back on the boards.ever

[Hot Chocolate Mama]

hm
well im not disturbing him
but youre disturbing me
a lot

that's nice dear. now run along.

[The Croatian Sensation]

I stand corrected. Your reply to Nergal was the worst comeback ever here.

[Hot Chocolate Mama]

I stand corrected. Your reply to Nergal was the worst comeback ever here.

it's an enigma you're even standing upright at all you neanderthall, i thought you'd be on your knees sucking Nergals, smoothe and shiny right about now!

it's an enigma you're even standing upright at all you neanderthall, i thought you'd be on your knees sucking Nergals, smoothe and shiny right about now!

Nergal, i am giving you the benefit of a small member doubt when i call it smoothe and shiny cause that shit could be quite twisted to the side and bumpy.

[The Croatian Sensation]

What's a neanderthall?And a nergals?

[Dr. Frostbite]

(\____/)
(^___^)

EDIT: Oh shit, wait-- i read what she posted... I'm being KIDNAPPED?!

[apocalyptica]

KKK Kandy to the rescue

[Hot Chocolate Mama]

What's a neanderthall?And a nergals?

*step, shuffle, step touch*



there's a tap dance maneuver for ya' because that's what i'm doing around your silly ass TCS. you have typos too, so don't act like you are above that. whatever.....if i had a nutsack i'd tell you to get on all four and suck it. Why don't you be my OTTO-MAN? A girl could use a good foot stool around here to put her feet on.

[The Croatian Sensation]

What in the fuck are you talking about?

[Dr. Frostbite]

lol, I guess my namesake has now created another flamewar.


This is like a pokemon battle.

[Hot Chocolate Mama]

lol, I guess my namesake has now created another flamewar.


This is like a pokemon battle.

oh, no honey you have nothing to worry about, you are getting a massage. why are you responding. lol. you're not kidnapped. did you like the finger sammiches that i provided?

[bloochick]

whattha...