[Dr. Frostbite]

THIS IS A MUST READ LOLZ

Here's an excerpt of the article:

Will the Hundred Acre Wood be the same when Christopher Robin snaps and suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? Did Rabbit in fact profit from the war with his stock in Halliburton? What happens when Piglet is deployed to aid Israel in Lebanon? Will Winnie the Pooh protest the war in spite of his positive feelings on a "war for honey"? Is Tigger really a Shiite Muslim insurgent wrapped in the exterior of a fun loving tiger? Can Owl, the ivory tower intellectual, face activist Kanga after the war he helped strategize kills her son Roo? These and other similar questions will be answered in the next installment of "Pointlessly adding real-life events to simple escapism and lighthearted fantasy: Fanfiction fuckhead edition"!

Yeah, Christopher Robins goes to Iraq. Great great shit.


DISCUSS.

[Westenra's Ghost]

WTF???

Hah.. okay, and I thought the most disturbing thing I'd read was an email from a step cousin telling me he was
''trying not be get blown up again''


Then again, I've just been on the phone to my mum, reminiscing of watching the local kids throw petrol bombs on the bonfire, lets start a new debate.. urban shithole vs official warzone...

[Jer]

I'm too lazy to read them all; just link me to the ones jenwilson wrote about Gaston fucking the shit out of The Beast.