[createdlies]

omg/// I'm really really rukn. If i go o selfp i'll be sick.tlk to me.

[Jer]

I wonder if she fell asleep.

[createdlies]

I wonder if she fell asleep.

no I threw up... about 7 cpat and cokes and 5 tequila shots later.

[Jer]

Fun stuff. Is it can be sandwich tiem now plz?

[createdlies]

Fun stuff. Is it can be sandwich tiem now plz?

only if you want a drunk one... you should Im me befoer we go to jack in the box.

[Jer]

l CreatedLies l (7:59:02 AM): you can't be the only person who is awak.
l CreatedLies l (7:59:10 AM): more peeople need ot talk to me.
pushtheholes OUT (7:59:17 AM): Art's awake but he went to make a phone call and his sister took the computer for harvest moon
l CreatedLies l (7:59:30 AM): fuck his sister
l CreatedLies l (7:59:38 AM): I'm so more important
pushtheholes OUT (7:59:34 AM): I would but that would require fucking a woman
l CreatedLies l (8:00:00 AM): hey.. you know you'd want to fuck me
l CreatedLies l (8:00:09 AM): but it's because of the cakes
pushtheholes OUT (8:00:07 AM): drunk and belligerent
l CreatedLies l (8:00:22 AM): only on the good days
------
l CreatedLies l (8:02:18 AM): you know me... I try to be smart
pushtheholes OUT (8:02:21 AM): all women do
l CreatedLies l (8:02:34 AM): but I at least succeed at times
pushtheholes OUT (8:02:57 AM): Whatever helps you sleep at night bit--I mean right. -pats-
l CreatedLies l (8:03:28 AM): I'm onlly a bit.. for ou.. and vanessa... wan until a better offer comes along
pushtheholes OUT (8:04:05 AM): a better offer? woman who are you going to find that's going to let you sit at home and cook and clean and watch the kids all day in this country?
l CreatedLies l (8:04:33 AM): Vagabond... Frost...
l CreatedLies l (8:04:38 AM): *frosty
pushtheholes OUT (8:04:35 AM): LOL
l CreatedLies l (8:04:54 AM): YEah .. that's right... I caught my mistake
pushtheholes OUT (8:05:05 AM): they're mexicans, have you ever seen a mexican's wife NOT working in mcdonald's?
pushtheholes OUT (8:05:19 AM): ngr they can't afford to have you sit at home
l CreatedLies l (8:05:30 AM): ywH.. THEY ARE ahouse keepers at my hotel
pushtheholes OUT (8:05:38 AM): oh yeah that too
l CreatedLies l (8:05:46 AM): exactly
l CreatedLies l (8:06:17 AM): <---- is on eof the smartest feamles on the boards
l CreatedLies l (8:06:22 AM): I know my place and stick to it
pushtheholes OUT (8:06:26 AM): 'Sup Amber
l CreatedLies l (8:06:38 AM): hey hey hey
l CreatedLies l (8:06:59 AM): come on... admit it ...I'm awesome
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:06 AM): Okay
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:10 AM): you're awesome
l CreatedLies l (8:07:19 AM): Thanks you
l CreatedLies l (8:07:25 AM): I can die peacefully now
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:34 AM): not before you change the laundry load
l CreatedLies l (8:07:47 AM): And make you a casserole
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:49 AM): and clean the dishes
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:58 AM): and water the plants
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:00 AM): and walk the dog
l CreatedLies l (8:08:05 AM): and giving the chilren bathes
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:07 AM): and mow your bush
l CreatedLies l (8:08:18 AM): hey. the bush is mowed
l CreatedLies l (8:08:21 AM): thanks very much
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:21 AM): and kill your grandfather
l CreatedLies l (8:08:33 AM): they are both dead
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:35 AM): grandma
l CreatedLies l (8:09:02 AM): only have one.. and she's 80. she'll die soon anyway
pushtheholes OUT (8:09:04 AM): kill your parents
pushtheholes OUT (8:09:07 AM): before they kill you
l CreatedLies l (8:09:28 AM): you got me there
l CreatedLies l (8:09:35 AM): but I'm inferior
l CreatedLies l (8:09:43 AM): so really it's a given
pushtheholes OUT (8:09:47 AM): the last one standing is superior
l CreatedLies l (8:10:19 AM): this isn't survivor
pushtheholes OUT (8:10:30 AM): it's /B/attle Royale
l CreatedLies l (8:11:01 AM): fuck that. It's like Ultimate figting
pushtheholes OUT (8:11:15 AM): god damnit anonymous
l CreatedLies l (8:11:52 AM): what did that bastard do this time?
pushtheholes OUT (8:12:02 AM): he posted shitting dick nipples :[
l CreatedLies l signed off at 8:13:18 AM.

[Dr. Frostbite]

l CreatedLies l (7:59:02 AM): you can't be the only person who is awak.
l CreatedLies l (7:59:10 AM): more peeople need ot talk to me.
pushtheholes OUT (7:59:17 AM): Art's awake but he went to make a phone call and his sister took the computer for harvest moon
l CreatedLies l (7:59:30 AM): fuck his sister
l CreatedLies l (7:59:38 AM): I'm so more important
pushtheholes OUT (7:59:34 AM): I would but that would require fucking a woman
l CreatedLies l (8:00:00 AM): hey.. you know you'd want to fuck me
l CreatedLies l (8:00:09 AM): but it's because of the cakes
pushtheholes OUT (8:00:07 AM): drunk and belligerent
l CreatedLies l (8:00:22 AM): only on the good days
------
l CreatedLies l (8:02:18 AM): you know me... I try to be smart
pushtheholes OUT (8:02:21 AM): all women do
l CreatedLies l (8:02:34 AM): but I at least succeed at times
pushtheholes OUT (8:02:57 AM): Whatever helps you sleep at night bit--I mean right. -pats-
l CreatedLies l (8:03:28 AM): I'm onlly a bit.. for ou.. and vanessa... wan until a better offer comes along
pushtheholes OUT (8:04:05 AM): a better offer? woman who are you going to find that's going to let you sit at home and cook and clean and watch the kids all day in this country?
l CreatedLies l (8:04:33 AM): Vagabond... Frost...
l CreatedLies l (8:04:38 AM): *frosty
pushtheholes OUT (8:04:35 AM): LOL
l CreatedLies l (8:04:54 AM): YEah .. that's right... I caught my mistake
pushtheholes OUT (8:05:05 AM): they're mexicans, have you ever seen a mexican's wife NOT working in mcdonald's?
pushtheholes OUT (8:05:19 AM): ngr they can't afford to have you sit at home
l CreatedLies l (8:05:30 AM): ywH.. THEY ARE ahouse keepers at my hotel
pushtheholes OUT (8:05:38 AM): oh yeah that too
l CreatedLies l (8:05:46 AM): exactly
l CreatedLies l (8:06:17 AM): <---- is on eof the smartest feamles on the boards
l CreatedLies l (8:06:22 AM): I know my place and stick to it
pushtheholes OUT (8:06:26 AM): 'Sup Amber
l CreatedLies l (8:06:38 AM): hey hey hey
l CreatedLies l (8:06:59 AM): come on... admit it ...I'm awesome
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:06 AM): Okay
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:10 AM): you're awesome
l CreatedLies l (8:07:19 AM): Thanks you
l CreatedLies l (8:07:25 AM): I can die peacefully now
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:34 AM): not before you change the laundry load
l CreatedLies l (8:07:47 AM): And make you a casserole
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:49 AM): and clean the dishes
pushtheholes OUT (8:07:58 AM): and water the plants
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:00 AM): and walk the dog
l CreatedLies l (8:08:05 AM): and giving the chilren bathes
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:07 AM): and mow your bush
l CreatedLies l (8:08:18 AM): hey. the bush is mowed
l CreatedLies l (8:08:21 AM): thanks very much
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:21 AM): and kill your grandfather
l CreatedLies l (8:08:33 AM): they are both dead
pushtheholes OUT (8:08:35 AM): grandma
l CreatedLies l (8:09:02 AM): only have one.. and she's 80. she'll die soon anyway
pushtheholes OUT (8:09:04 AM): kill your parents
pushtheholes OUT (8:09:07 AM): before they kill you
l CreatedLies l (8:09:28 AM): you got me there
l CreatedLies l (8:09:35 AM): but I'm inferior
l CreatedLies l (8:09:43 AM): so really it's a given
pushtheholes OUT (8:09:47 AM): the last one standing is superior
l CreatedLies l (8:10:19 AM): this isn't survivor
pushtheholes OUT (8:10:30 AM): it's /B/attle Royale
l CreatedLies l (8:11:01 AM): fuck that. It's like Ultimate figting
pushtheholes OUT (8:11:15 AM): god damnit anonymous
l CreatedLies l (8:11:52 AM): what did that bastard do this time?
pushtheholes OUT (8:12:02 AM): he posted shitting dick nipples :[
l CreatedLies l signed off at 8:13:18 AM.

...I find it really sad (in a humorous way) that sooner or later, people will actually believe I'm mexican.


..and yes, i'd let CreatedLies cook and clean for me any day of the week.

[MB13]

learn to drink, you fucking pussy

[HipMomster]

Kacie, you're pretty mellow when you drink.

If I have a drink, or 2, I would sexually assault anyone within 2 feet of me.


Which is why I don't drink.