10. I don't have to do what you say... you're not my REAL DAD!
9. Why don't you guys get a job?
8. Let those without sin cast the first... MOM, STOP THAT!!!!
7. Talk to the hands.
6. DAD DAMMIT!!!
5. I never met a man I didn't like, except for that Judas guy: he's a prick.
4. My woody is bigger than yours.
3. You just saw me walk on the water. You can do it. TRUST ME!
2. Would you like that Jumbo-sized for just 29 cents extra?
1. GET OFF MY ASS!!!
I basically got it from another forum
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Top 10 things Jesus never said Christians need not get pissed. It is just a joke.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 01:33 AM
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 01:46 AM
Yeah, that's pretty fucking lame.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 09:46 AM
I thought it was hilarious!
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 12:10 PM
You would have gotten more laughs if you 'shopped a picture of Roman soldiers coming into Jesus' church says "IT'S GOOFY TIME" and then Jesus says "NO DAD, NO!"
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 06:04 PM
QUOTE(Mary'sBuddha @ Nov 20 2006, 02:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You would have gotten more laughs if you 'shopped a picture of Roman soldiers coming into Jesus' church says "IT'S GOOFY TIME" and then Jesus says "NO DAD, NO!"
ITTY BITTY BABY, ITTY BITTY BOAT.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 06:15 PM
QUOTE(Mars Faerie @ Nov 20 2006, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought it was hilarious!
The size of your ass is hilarious.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:05 AM
QUOTE(7Corners @ Nov 20 2006, 07:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The size of your ass is hilarious.
yay for my ass....
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Posted 09 December 2006 - 11:56 AM
QUOTE(Jesus @ Dec 9 2006, 09:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
disgusting..
*hugs*
he didn't mean it. He speaks with snakes as tongues.
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