Survey Because all of your topics suck
#1
Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:56 AM
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?
4
2. What drugs have you done?
none
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
yeah
4. Ever paid for sex?
no
5. Ever been married?
no
6. Ever had sex in water?
not yet
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
on vacation
8. Ever been in a threesome?
no
9. Whats your dream name?
dane cook. or something
10.Ever been to rehab?
no
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
yes
12. Tattoos and piercings?
4 tattoos and 8 piercings
13. What size are your breasts:
36 B
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
hell yes
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
scarlett johansson
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
yes she looks like a fucking dalmation
17. How many states have you lived in?
2
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
oh yes
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
paris hilton
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
no
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
yeah she knew though
26. What is your IQ?
i dont know
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
eh perv
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
he did
29. Fake tits or real tits?
real
30. Democrat or republican?
democrat
32. Name your favorite beer:
dont care for it
#2
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:11 AM
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2. What drugs have you done?
alcohol, weed
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
-
4. Ever paid for sex?
no
5. Ever been married?
no
6. Ever had sex in water?
-
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
nowhere you fucking idiot, it's right where it belongs
8. Ever been in a threesome?
-
9. Whats your dream name?
Mike
10.Ever been to rehab?
nope
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
nope
12. Tattoos and piercings?
3 tats
13. What size are your breasts:
?
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
hell no
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
pre psycho katie holmes , but if i could fuck any girl in the world, it wouldn't be a celebrity
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
no
17. How many states have you lived in?
1
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
yuppers
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
tom cruise maybe
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
not to buy drugs
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
no
26. What is your IQ?
high as fuck
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
he was a fucking faggot
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
nope
29. Fake tits or real tits?
real fake
30. Democrat or republican?
neither
32. Name your favorite beer:
drink bud light the most, but favorite is prolly blue moon with oranges
#3
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:13 AM
2006....it's how i remember what year it is
really only one
2. What drugs have you done?
most all of them
really just weed
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
no need to, we just have threesomes
really...no it isn't the way i play
4. Ever paid for sex?
No, but I have been paid for sex.
really...no never paid for it
5. Ever been married?
yep
6. Ever had sex in water?
yep
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
who cares
8. Ever been in a threesome?
yep
really..no
9. Whats your dream name?
don't have one
10.Ever been to rehab?
that is where i am now
really....no
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
yes
12. Tattoos and piercings?
no tatt's and only my ears are pierced
13. What size are your breasts:
36C
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
who really cares
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Any celebrity I have wanted to have sex with, I did have sex with.
really.....there is one who shall remain nameless....it ain't Jared Leto either.
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
who is Lindsay Lohan
17. How many states have you lived in?
altered states~plenty
really....just the one i live in now
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
no~ they don't allow them in rehab
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
I'm a lover not a fighter
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
not since entering rehab
really, yeah we used to drive into SW Detroit to get weed
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
no need for that
26. What is your IQ?
148 last time it was tested
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
he was a gay man
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
he did
29. Fake tits or real tits?
real
30. Democrat or republican?
did both
really, i vote for the person
32. Name your favorite beer:
red stripe
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#4
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:23 AM
300
2. What drugs have you done?
All of them
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
All the time
4. Ever paid for sex?
No..I've been paid for sex
5. Ever been married?
yup
6. Ever had sex in water?
yup
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
to 11
8. Ever been in a threesome?
not yet
9. Whats your dream name?
WTF?
10.Ever been to rehab?
Not yet
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
Yup
12. Tattoos and piercings?
3 tats & 5 piercings
13. What size are your breasts:
36 D
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Fuck No
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
which ever one paid the most $$$
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
Who the fuck cares
17. How many states have you lived in?
1
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
nope
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Fran Dresher
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
yup
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
fuck no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
hahaha....YAH
26. What is your IQ?
3000
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
GAY
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
sure
29. Fake tits or real tits?
REAL
30. Democrat or republican?
Independent
32. Name your favorite beer:
don't like beer...Whiskey
#5
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:34 AM
One
2. What drugs have you done?
Just weed.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Never.
4. Ever paid for sex?
No.
5. Ever been married?
Yes.
6. Ever had sex in water?
Yes.
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
Isn't it right here?

8. Ever been in a threesome?
No.
9. Whats your dream name?
I don't even know what that means. My name is fine as is.
10.Ever been to rehab?
Not willingly.
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
Yes.
12. Tattoos and piercings?
2 tattoos, 4 piercings
13. What size are your breasts:
About a handful.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
You're an idiot for even asking.
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Pee Wee Herman (in character).
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
No, I guess. Didn't know she had freckles.
17. How many states have you lived in?
One.
18. How many countries have you lived in?
One.
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Yes, his name is Eric.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Corey Feldman.
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
No.
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
No.
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
No.
26. What is your IQ?
What's an IQ?
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
I think he really REALLY loved kids.
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
Absofuckinglutely.
29. Fake tits or real tits?
Mine are real.
30. Democrat or republican?
I vote for the person, not the party.
32. Name your favorite beer:
Miller Highlife Lite (the champagne of beers).
#6 Guest_Mary'sBuddha_*
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:36 AM
Ironic.
#7
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:37 AM
0
2. What drugs have you done?
none
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
I've never had a GF.
4. Ever paid for sex?
no
5. Ever been married?
no
6. Ever had sex in water?
no
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
8. Ever been in a threesome?
no
9. Whats your dream name?
Don't have one.
10.Ever been to rehab?
no
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
no
12. Tattoos and piercings?
none
13. What size are your breasts:
I'm a boi.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Don't care.
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
All of them (females)
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
yes
17. How many states have you lived in?
3
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
no
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
None
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
no
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
no
26. What is your IQ?
I don't know.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
Who?
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
Who?
29. Fake tits or real tits?
real
30. Democrat or republican?
Not an American
32. Name your favorite beer:
dont have one
#8
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:38 AM
1. Sad, but faithful.
2. What drugs have you done?
none
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
yup, but I was 16 and stupid so does that even count??
4. Ever paid for sex?
Been paid, yes.
5. Ever been married?
nope
6. Ever had sex in water?
yup
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
to hell with the rest of the fuckers on here
8. Ever been in a threesome?
yup
9. Whats your dream name?
Talon
10.Ever been to rehab?
nope
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
yup
12. Tattoos and piercings?
piercings, tattoo coming in Dec. Please stand by.
13. What size are your breasts:
36 C
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Nope. Chuck kicks ass.
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Josh Duhamel
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
I think she's a bitch. Next question.
17. How many states have you lived in?
3
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
no but the BF does
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Toby Keith
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
can't say that I have
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
what the hell is myspace?
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
not yet. The night is young.
26. What is your IQ?
152
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
Perv who loved kids
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
Hell yes!
29. Fake tits or real tits?
Real
30. Democrat or republican?
Liberal
32. Name your favorite beer:
Michelbo Ultra
And I'm spent.
#9
Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:38 AM
Too many to be mentioned.
2. What drugs have you done?
Hash, a few years ago, about 6 times.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Never
4. Ever paid for sex?
No
5. Ever been married?
No
6. Ever had sex in water?
Almost, damn. Ah, good times.
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
Hello?
8. Ever been in a threesome?
No. Hmm..
9. Whats your dream name?
Alexandra
10.Ever been to rehab?
No
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
No
12. Tattoos and piercings?
Ear piercings
13. What size are your breasts:
Eh 75/80 I think. Don't ask, I don't remember sizes
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Who gives a fuck?
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Colin Farrell (shut up, fuckers)
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
Next question?
17. How many states have you lived in?
None
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1 and 5 for vacation
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
No
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Paris Hilton
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
No
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
No
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
EDIT: I got the question wrong earlier. No, never.
26. What is your IQ?
Never cared to know
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
Who is he?
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
Don't care
29. Fake tits or real tits?
Fuck you. Real, man
30. Democrat or republican?
Democrat... in my country
32. Name your favorite beer:
Guinness
#10
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:00 AM
I need to say two things before I get started. One, anyone who cheats on their lover is a fuckwad and deserves to be punched real hard in the face at least twice. Two, nobody reads these fucking things.
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?
Big booty hoes.
2. What drugs have you done?
Big booty hoes.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Big booty hoes.
4. Ever paid for sex?
Big booty hoes.
5. Ever been married?
Big booty hoes.
6. Ever had sex in water?
Big booty hoes.
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
Big booty hoes.
8. Ever been in a threesome?
Big booty hoes.
9. Whats your dream name?
Big booty hoes.
10.Ever been to rehab?
Big booty hoes.
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
Big booty hoes.
12. Tattoos and piercings?
Big booty hoes.
13. What size are your breasts:
Big booty hoes.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Big booty hoes.
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Big booty hoes.
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
Big booty hoes.
17. How many states have you lived in?
Big booty hoes.
18. How many countries have you lived in?
Big booty hoes.
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Big booty hoes.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Big booty hoes.
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
Big booty hoes.
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
Big booty hoes.
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
Big booty hoes.
26. What is your IQ?
Big booty hoes.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
Big booty hoes.
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
Big booty hoes.
29. Fake tits or real tits?
Big booty hoes.
30. Democrat or republican?
Big booty hoes.
32. Name your favorite beer:
Big booty hoes.
#11
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:05 AM
I need to say two things before I get started. One, anyone who cheats on their lover is a fuckwad and deserves to be punched real hard in the face at least twice.
I love you.
#12
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:08 AM
1
2. What drugs have you done?
none
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
yeah
4. Ever paid for sex?
no
5. Married?
yep
6. Ever had sex in water?
yep
7. WHERE DID 7 GO?
It's in hidding cause it eat nine!
8. Ever been in a threesome?
Does my cat watching count?
9. Whats your dream name?
Pricess Zigoulassy
10.Ever been to rehab?
no
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
yes
12. Tattoos and piercings?
a tattoo and regular piercing in ears
13. What size are your breasts:
DD - Dont get all excited. The boobs are proportionate to the rest of me
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
hell yes
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
scarlett johansson - Good answer. Angelina Jolie, Jake Gyllenhaal.. dare I say it - Jared Leto bahahahahaha
16. Do you think Lindsay Lohan has too many freckles?
I've never paid attention
17. How many states have you lived in?
I'm a citizen of the world
18. How many countries have you lived in?
2
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Other than my tremedeous beauty you mean?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Jared Leto? I'm wierd that way.
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
no
24. Do you right click save pretty people's myspace pictures onto your computer?
no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
yeah. I'm a bitch that way.
26. What is your IQ?
obviously low enough to be entertained by this.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
major perv
28. O.J. Simpson...... did he do it?
did
29. Fake tits or real tits?
real
30. Democrat or republican?
Canadian
32. Name your favorite beer:
EWWW!
#14
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:13 AM
That was the best "abbreviation" ever coming from you.
#16
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:19 AM
*FINGER*
#17 Guest_Mary'sBuddha_*
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:21 AM
I would not want Elpida's finger up my pooper, however. Save that shit for Jer and Glitterama.
#18
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:23 AM
Nobody messes with my ass.
#20 Guest_Mary'sBuddha_*
Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:27 AM
not even foreplay?












