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My favorite joke of all time... And yes... it's stupid...

#1 User is offline   Mr_Bueno 

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 07:52 AM

A guy is sitting at home reading a book when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the fuck was that all about?"

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 07:56 AM

FUCK !!!!!!!!!! laugh.gif

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 07:58 AM

Lmao, that was great. Why am I so easily amused? (don't answer that)

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 08:05 AM

HAHAHA THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY.

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 08:14 AM

Things don't always work out the way you think,I always thought it was gonna be my mom that would catch me Masturbating
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Posted 27 July 2006 - 10:33 AM

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 03:04 PM

Lmao at the snail joke. It's even funnier now that I picture a snail knocking.

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 03:08 PM

I'd be lying if I said that the joke didn't make me laugh.


Funny stuff.

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Posted 27 July 2006 - 03:11 PM

QUOTE(Salisobres @ Jul 27 2006, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lmao at the snail joke. It's even funnier now that I picture a snail knocking.



I always picture this little guy...



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Posted 27 July 2006 - 03:12 PM

Haha what the hell.

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 10:48 AM

QUOTE(Salisobres @ Jul 27 2006, 04:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haha what the hell.




It's the worm from Labyrinth... I saw it on a rerun the other day and laughed my ass off...

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 10:50 AM

QUOTE(Mr_Bueno @ Jul 27 2006, 05:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always picture this little guy...




OMG I LOVE LABYRINTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe.

::goes to take meds now::

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:57 PM

QUOTE(Mr_Bueno @ Jul 28 2006, 12:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A guy is sitting at home reading a book when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the fuck was that all about?"


haha at first i was thinkin say wat? lmao love it! love stupid jokes laugh.gif

QUOTE(Mr_Bueno @ Jul 28 2006, 08:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always picture this little guy...



oh my gosh i remember that little freaky snail of a snail! .. laugh.gif

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 11:48 PM

laugh.gif Funny stuff!!!

(and I haven't seen Labyrinth in ages . . . might have to track it down and watch this weekend! wink.gif )

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