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#1 GhettoKameleon

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 05:06 PM

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Top 25 in 2006


1. Alexa Challburg-723 points
Grade: Junior                                                      
Titty Grade: A+  
Ass Grade: A+
Face Grade: A+
Reason on Top 25:  Alexa dominated the ballots in the 2006 and is likely to go back to back years in achieving first place.  Her main competition next year will be younger sister Jen, who can make some noise as a freshman.  Alexa easily took 1st place by a point gap 73 points.  She was a rising star in freshman and sophomore and many guys said she had the potential to be one of the greatest.  In junior year, she has finally reached her full potential and turned into one fine piece of delicious ass.  Alexa is also the only girl the guys can openly debate whether her shit does, or does not stink.




2. Emily Evron-645 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: C
Ass Grade: A+
Face Grade: A+
Reason on Top 25: Despite her egocentric views, Emily’s beauty and her big round ass makes this quality easily forgettable.  Now after 4 years of hard work, Emily has easily emerged to one of the most bangable, luscious girls in Mount Lebanon High School.  Her true potential started blooming in sophomore year and has carried and even grew all the way to senior year.  We all know we want to lather up that ass with some ketchup and dip our hot dog into it.



3. Ryan Puz-634 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: A+
Ass Grade: B+
Face Grade: A+
Reason on Top 25: Although fitting all stereotypes of a cheerleader, Ryan’s large wonderful breasts and gorgeous face propelled her into the number 3 position.  Always thought of as a girl to watch, she blossomed into what everyone hoped she some day would.  She does a great job in using the brain cells she has to cordially select her outfits to illustrate her many positive aspects of her body.  All the boys in the senior class are just counting the days when her and Eddie break up so they can move in for the kill on her luscious, fresh, and splendid vagina.



4. Kristi Hendrickson-614 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: C
Ass Grade: A+
Face Grade: A
Reason on Top 25: Regardless of her piss-poor personality, Kristi’s infamous plump and round ass is appreciated by all heterosexual men.  Disappointing many through the middle school years in which she showed a striking resemblance to her brother Ryan in all physical features, Kristi has emerged and developed into legitimate top 5 inductee in the 2006 voting.  Although she is a strong “freshman 15” candidate, we expect her to overcome this and experience greatness in future years.
5. Meah Barson-565 points
Grade: Sophomore
Titty Grade: C-
Ass Grade: A
Face Grade: A+
Reason on Top 25: While she is only a sophomore, there is still room for much improvement in this potential hall of famer.  If she keeps this pace up, in her senior year we can see a new record in overall point totals.  Her potential was evident in her early middle school years, and the upper class heterosexual males salivated at the thought of her arrival.  In the future, we expect nothing short of greatness.






6. Morgan Donohue-487 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: B-
Ass Grade: B+
Face Grade: A
Reason on Top 25: Even though recent events have dropped her weight below the century mark, Morgan has shocked the world and achieved the number 6 spot.  While some wonder if she walks around with a silver spoon up her ass, those who don’t have placed her among some of Lebo’s finest.  Morgan could make a potential run at the top 5 next year after seeing the results in her junior year.


7. Katie Hrebinko-414 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: D+
Ass Grade: A
Face Grade: B+
Reason on Top 25: Disregarding the fact Katie has been contaminated by fellow Mount Lebanon Alumni Andrew Sherman, her birth canal still seems to be fresh and on everyone’s mind.  Katie showed her potential in the summer of sophomore year and the boners were rising among the males.  Katie seemed to be a very consistent candidate among the ballots of the males, her consistency allowed her to achieve top 10 status.  Do not expect Katie to drop in the rankings next year, for that there is only room for her to improve.






8. Katie Sullivan-374 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: B+
Ass Grade: B+
Face Grade: A-
Reason on Top 25: While there isn’t a drug Katie Sullivan will not try, it seems she still manages to keep her looks and figure.  Although she lost some edge, Katie still remains one of the most appetizing girls in Mount Lebanon High School.  Inside information claims she gives one hell of a blowjob and she is nasty in the sheets.  Many worry about Katie’s future due to the fact there is not an inhalant or needle she did not enjoy but the males are pulling for her to keep up with her good looks.

9. Amy Wintner-366 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: A+
Ass Grade: B
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25: Mt. McKinley is said to be the biggest mountain in the United States, while Mt. Everest is said to be the biggest mountain in the world.  Although those two mountains have some respect across the world, they do not in Mount Lebanon High School.  The only two mountains on the minds of the boys in this school are the two that rest on Amy Wintner’s chest.  The twins of Amy give her a huge edge for next year, as well as the future.






10. Kristen Campbell-325 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: B+
Ass Grade: B-
Face Grade: B+
Reason on Top 25: While her favorite hook up spots are either at a golf course or in a hay maze, this did not bother the guys in voting her into the top 10.  Some say it was her year round tan look, while others say that she has a nice set of lungs propped up on her chest, either way, Kristen serves as a decent candidate for the top 10.  Discovered as a sleeping in freshman year, Kristen has obviously woken up and serves as some good eye candy during school.




11. Kenzie Rodriguez-317 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: A+
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25: Although deep down she has the dirty Mexican spice in her blood, Kenzie seems to overcome the diversity of a beaner and still remain a scrumptious slab of mutton.  She uses her razor wisely to get rid of unwanted Mexican hair and uses a perfume to keep the taco smell off of her.  She was always a favorite of the senior class, but Kenzie dropped to the 11 spot due to the fact she is unknown.  Kenzie still remains high on the list and it could be said she successfully crossed the border.





12. Jordan Barson-302 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: C-
Ass Grade: B-
Face Grade: B+
Reason on Top 25: Although some consider Jordan’s height a big turn off, some look at the bright side and say she is the perfect height to suck a dick.  Even though falling behind younger sister Meah, Jordan’s number 12 ranking is a big success due to the fact she had periods of her career where the guys were not her number one fans.  The future remains up in the air for Jordan, if she stays skinny, she will still be a nice girl to look at, if she puts on weight, well short and fat is not the best combination for a girl.
13. Marian Pearson-278 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: B
Ass Grade: C
Face Grade: A
Reason on Top 25: While some worry about Marian developing her own gravitational pull, Marian’s beautiful face and nicely sized cans put her into the number 13 spot.  Despite the fact that many are alarmed at Marian coming in this high, she does have some positive qualities to offer if you look beyond the expansion of her belt buckle.  Marian has one of the best faces many dudes have ever seen.  Also, her titties seemed nicely formed and probably a B pushing on a C cup.  If Marian can slim down a little and let those titties pop out the top of a turtleneck, we are talking about top 10 possibilities.





14. Maura Hoyson-271 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: D
Ass Grade: A+
Face Grade: B
Reason on the Top 25: When first glancing at Maura from the front, one sees a cute girl that one would obviously let smoke it but wouldn’t think about pursuing her as a bitch to bring home as a trophy.  When you pass her, you turn around a see a big bubble of gloriousness that is just waiting for a big fat weiner to be slammed inside.  Maura was a sleeper her freshman year and was brought into the poon tang game in her early sophomore year.  If you throw a set of lungs on Maura, we could easily see this girl sneak into the top 5.


15. Sydney Carver-264 points
Grade: Sophomore
Titty Grade: D+
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B+
Reason on Top 25: Despite having a smaller vocabulary then Jimmy Kist, Sydney Carver managed to use her retarded ness as a turn on and slither into the number 15 spot.  Sydney is a big fan of baseball but has only seemed to have gone to third base twice before with two guys.  Hopefully in the future, Sydney improves her swing and manages to knock around some nut sacs and maybe put one over the left field fence for a homerun.





16. Kaitlin Bailey-256 points
Grade: Sophomore
Titty Grade: C-
Ass Grade: B
Face Grade: B+
Reason on Top 25: It is said that Kaitlin Bailey has a mild case of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) after she took a steaming diarrhea shit in Brandon Dornish’s toilet that was able to be heard through two doors.  Despite this unfortunate event, Kaitlin has shown much progress from looking like a character in the Adam’s Family freshman year, to a well-rounded blonde piece of booty that is capable of possibly cracking the top 10 next year.  The boys in the class of 2007 are on their knees praying that Kaitlin can improve just as much as she did in the past few years for next yeaar.  If she does, erections will be popping out of sweatpants.
17. Juli Teeple-225 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: C-
Ass Grade: Used to be an A+, now a C+
Face Grade: B-
Reason on Top 25: While many, many people question her eating habits, Juli somehow managed to slip her skeleton like body under the door into the number 17 position.  Pussy experts are questioning whether or not the ballots were fixed and some people are demanding for a recount.  But this is unnecessary since this girl’s life has ended since she didn’t get into her number one choice school Penn (That’s a tough one to swallow) and we feel taking her off would be too harsh.  Juli used to be a top 15 candidate when she weighed over 25 pounds, but now we question her future due to the fact she is on pace to use a cheerio as a hoo-la-hoop in 2 years.





18. Meghan Goff-224 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: C
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25: Although she wouldn’t touch a penis if she had a gun to her head, Meghan Goff silently made it on the legendary top 25 list.  Sister of one of one the luckiest people alive, Andy Goff, who currently dates Brandi Engel, this quiet but beautiful young woman peaks when the time is right. Often she’ll dress up and her voluptuous butt sticks out and her gorgeous smile erupts with beauty.


19. Aly Perrone-179 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: B
Ass Grade: B
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25: In her early years she was looked upon as a normal hot girl, then, after a year of hanging out with the wrong crowd, she transformed into a smoky ash tray.  Despite these differences, she somehow maintained her dazzling beauty.  Aly’s nicely formed and structure boobs also seemed to increase in size and in overall niceness after being labeled with the nickname “arm-tit” in her middle school career.  If Aly straightens out her act and shapes up, we could see a big jump into the top 10 in next year’s voting.




20. Kaska Komosinkski-178 points
Grade: Sophomore
Titty Grade: C
Ass Grade: B-
Face Grade: A-
Reason on Top 25: Freshman year Kaska could have been labeled as the number one hot girl coming out of the class of 2008, but after much inside information was revealed, Kaska’s tits were described as “floppy,” “kick balls in a garbage bag,” and “big saggy bananas.”  Kaska has now turned off many with her stupidity and she enjoys lighting up a square every once in a while.  Putting these points to the side, Kaska managed to make the list due to the fact she has a very good looking face, and to add the invention of push up bras to make her boobs look like normal spheres.  If Kaska gets the money to get a boob lift, she could make a run at the top 15 or maybe 10 next year.
21. Amber Wood-177 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: C+
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25:  Even though her pussy has been horrible contaminated with the disgustingness of Pat McStay, she has been rumored to contact STDs, and she supposedly goes to Robert Morris University, I’ll tell you what, the rant and rave of junior year was all about Wood. Were not talking about Abe's cabin or what happens when u wake up in the morning, were talking about the sleek Amber Wood. This blazing hot blonde made it to the 21 spot with her nice round ass and hourglass figure. Despite slipping into a crowd of hippies for a while, Amber still remains lusted upon by much of the male student body.






22. Christine Briercheck-151 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: D
Ass Grade: B+
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25: With the weight fluctuations in Christine, some question this girl’s health as well as her mental state.  Christine also has one of the shortest tempers ever in the history of all girls.  You get her on her bad day; you will have water dumped all over your head for no reason.  Notwithstanding these qualities, Christine’s big fleshy bubble butt and great big white smile propel her into the number 22 position.  Not many expect great things from this girl in the future due to the fact she has a habit of over drinking and passing out.  This could cause us to see a few pounds being packed on further in her career.
23. Michele Reabe-144 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: D
Ass Grade: A+
Face Grade: B-
Reason on Top 25: Although Michele serves as a great candidate as Mr. Ed’s look alike, she has managed to capture a spot on the top 25.  When you think of Michele Reabe, there are two words that come to your mind, both of them starting with B’s.  Those two words are Booty and Blowjobs.  Michele’s big round swollen ass could serve as an 8th wonder of the world.  While her record setting blowjobs are wanted to by all men across the Mt. Lebanon nation.  Michele is expected to only to stay slim in her college career, but you never know what diseases she may contract.




24. Kelsey Jancisin-131 points
Grade: Sophomore
Titty Grade: C-
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B-
Reason on Top 25: Despite in her early years when she could have passed as older brother Derek, Kelsey has blossomed into a petite, smokin’ brunette with a firm compressible rear end.  The improvement shown by Kelsey over the last few years is historic and she should be noted as the comeback player of the year.  Kelsey will continue to improve throughout her career and in her senior year, most pussy gurus expect her to make a run at the top 10.
25. Sara Linkosky-113 points
Grade: Junior
Titty Grade: B+
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25: With her perfect spherical lifted breast, and her moon shaped booty, Sara Linkosky has claimed the last and final spot of the top 25.  Most projected Sara to crack the top 20, but considering the steps she has made towards greatness, Sara should still be swollen with pride of her performance this year.  She will be a candidate to watch out for next year and if she works out her kinks, we will see a huge jump in her numbers.  With the 25th position, Sara has earned the label of “Mrs. Irrelevant” in the 2006 nominations.





12343X10234324. Mary Margaret-0 points            
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: Z-
Ass Grade: Z-
Face Grade: Z-
Reason NOT on Top 25: With fish head and maggot filled pussy, and her sour milk filled lumps resting on her chest, Mary Margaret has achieved what no girl has ever achieved and has lost to everyone in Mount Lebanon High School.  This cottage cheese filled disgusting thing has every single guy hiding in their lockers when she struts her greasy ass self down the hallway.  All creation on this earth pray that no one will ever come close to the cruelty she exposes to men’s eyes.



Honorable Mentions
Jourdan Cable
Victoria Quimpo
Jen Challburg
Emily Difenderfer
Stephanie Drahuscheck
Amanda Till

Next Year’s Threats
Alexa Challburg
Meah Barson
Amy Wintner
Jen Challburg
Katie Hrebinko
Kristen Campbell
Kelsey Jancisin
Darrian Tissenbaum
Maria Quimpo
Liz Valli
Sara Linkosky
Abby Poplowski

Weirdest Write Ins
Catherine Gimbrone- Socrates Zacharias
Sara Giotto- Ryan Cooney
Elyse Suprano-Nick Harbert, Brandon Dornish
Danielle Belowski-Kyle Wishart















                                                                                            
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#2 ChloeAlexandria

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 05:35 PM

Wow, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read.  I certainly hope the guys who agree with this wouldn't care if women suddenly started this.  Men  rolleyes.gif, so pathetic sometimes.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 05:46 PM

The pictures won't load for me.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE(ChloeAlexandria @ May 28 2006, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read.  I certainly hope the guys who agree with this wouldn't care if women suddenly started this.  Men  rolleyes.gif, so pathetic sometimes.


are you kidding any guy would love to be on a list like this. Better on one than not. rolleyes.gif

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 05:56 PM

That is awesome.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:24 PM

I agree, that's amazing.  Where do you find this stuff??

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:25 PM

Most of the girls are ass-ugly, imo-- but this shit is fucking hilarious.


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11. Kenzie Rodriguez-317 points
Grade: Senior
Titty Grade: A+
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B
Reason on Top 25: Although deep down she has the dirty Mexican spice in her blood, Kenzie seems to overcome the diversity of a beaner and still remain a scrumptious slab of mutton. She uses her razor wisely to get rid of unwanted Mexican hair and uses a perfume to keep the taco smell off of her. She was always a favorite of the senior class, but Kenzie dropped to the 11 spot due to the fact she is unknown. Kenzie still remains high on the list and it could be said she successfully crossed the border.



This was fucking wrong-- but fucking right altogether.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE(7Corners @ May 28 2006, 06:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I agree, that's amazing.  Where do you find this stuff??


I read the news article a few days ago, and then someone posted the list on another message board yesterday.  Thought I'd share it.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:48 PM

I actually looked at the pics after reading some of the comments.  I wanted to see why these girls were so special...I'm sorry, but I have seen FAR prettier girls randomly walking down the street.  These girls aren't ugly at all, they are pretty, but I've seen so much better.

Also I don't think that the #1 girl is the prettiest one on there.  So I guess it goes back to the beauty is in the eye of the beholder thing.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 11:17 PM

This is the HS I graduated from...and yes they are this insane.

And the fact that all of a sudden this years girls didn't know about the list...yea they're even more dumb than the class I graduated with in 2003. The girls that were the top ten the year I graduated boasted about their ranking...and less popular girls used it as a way to climb the social ladder. Mt. Lebanon is your typical suburban hell...and 'the list' has been a Mt. Lebo HS tradition since the 60's...upper middle class people just like to sue.

But how weird is it to be on this site and suddenly see your HS mentioned...it's bringing my favorite and least favorite things together...odd combo...

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 11:25 PM

QUOTE(kayth1 @ May 28 2006, 11:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is the HS I graduated from...and yes they are this insane.

And the fact that all of a sudden this years girls didn't know about the list...yea they're even more dumb than the class I graduated with in 2003. The girls that were the top ten the year I graduated boasted about their ranking...and less popular girls used it as a way to climb the social ladder. Mt. Lebanon is your typical suburban hell...and 'the list' has been a Mt. Lebo HS tradition since the 60's...upper middle class people just like to sue.

But how weird is it to be on this site and suddenly see your HS mentioned...it's bringing my favorite and least favorite things together...odd combo...


I'm guessing you weren't on the list.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 11:42 PM

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I'm guessing you weren't on the list.

Most people I graduated with didn't realize I went to school there...or existed...so no. But with a graduating class as large as mine and with my banner attendence...you'll have that.

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 11:45 PM

Dude, I want a titty grade.

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 01:12 AM

Quila, hun, you put those girls to shame.

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 01:37 AM

Honestly, I'm surprised how upset some people get over this kinda shit.  Every single guy thinks these kinds of things, and has a list in his head... so they decided to write it down, big deal.
It was actually quite well written for coming from retarded high school guys.

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:58 AM

pics won't open and i wanna see these sluts, someone post the pics or reup that shit

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:16 AM

QUOTE(Quila @ May 29 2006, 02:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude, I want a titty grade.



Then we'd need to see some n00dz.


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Honestly, I'm surprised how upset some people get over this kinda shit. Every single guy thinks these kinds of things, and has a list in his head... so they decided to write it down, big deal.


QFT.

Seriously, when women are absent, and it's a bunch of dudes hanging out-- it's extremely common for us guys to talk about how good a woman looks-- except...in a very derogative manner. These guys just took it a step further and decoided to put their hormones to creative use, and added a ranking system. In all seriousness, I commend them for actually managing to get together and devise a point-system for all of this, and siphoning through these girls to determine who looks better. Unless it was done by two people, I'm sure there had to been some kind of voting system somewhere.


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This is the HS I graduated from...and yes they are this insane.

And the fact that all of a sudden this years girls didn't know about the list...yea they're even more dumb than the class I graduated with in 2003. The girls that were the top ten the year I graduated boasted about their ranking...and less popular girls used it as a way to climb the social ladder. Mt. Lebanon is your typical suburban hell...and 'the list' has been a Mt. Lebo HS tradition since the 60's...upper middle class people just like to sue.


I'm pretty sure a lot of guys in other highschools had the same kind of ranking system in their heads-- this school just made it more public, lol. Most suburban highschools do stupid shit due to lack of activities.

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 10:03 AM

I think it's funny that the guys made a list. I think it's even more funny how mad the girls get.

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 11:56 AM

QUOTE(GhettoKameleon @ May 28 2006, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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15. Sydney Carver-264 points
Grade: Sophomore
Titty Grade: D+
Ass Grade: A-
Face Grade: B+
Reason on Top 25: Despite having a smaller vocabulary then Jimmy Kist, Sydney Carver managed to use her retarded ness as a turn on and slither into the number 15 spot.  Sydney is a big fan of baseball but has only seemed to have gone to third base twice before with two guys.  Hopefully in the future, Sydney improves her swing and manages to knock around some nut sacs and maybe put one over the left field fence for a homerun.

16. Kaitlin Bailey-256 points
Grade: Sophomore
Titty Grade: C-
Ass Grade: B
Face Grade: B+
Reason on Top 25: It is said that Kaitlin Bailey has a mild case of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) after she took a steaming diarrhea shit in Brandon Dornish’s toilet that was able to be heard through two doors.  Despite this unfortunate event, Kaitlin has shown much progress from looking like a character in the Adam’s Family freshman year, to a well-rounded blonde piece of booty that is capable of possibly cracking the top 10 next year.  The boys in the class of 2007 are on their knees praying that Kaitlin can improve just as much as she did in the past few years for next yeaar.  If she does, erections will be popping out of sweatpants.


Most of those sounded like freshman guys writing some mildly amusing commentary, but these two (plus the one Frostbite listed) had me cracking up.  The IBS comment had me in tears.

GOD!  I LOVE RUTHLESSNESS!

QUOTE(Quila @ May 29 2006, 01:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude, I want a titty grade.


You get an A-