(((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do. He's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486 -5731??
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 05:35 PM
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 05:48 PM
wow lol....
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 05:53 PM
lol im dying over here. that was great lol
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:00 PM
Oh snap.lol.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:48 PM
aahh man! that was the shit.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:56 PM
lmao, that was funny! 
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 09:28 PM
Oh shit, that was funny. 
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:12 PM
OH MAN!
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 07:57 AM
im in school ryte now.. & i cant help but lmao !
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 08:40 AM
ah ah good one!!!
good one!!!
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:05 AM
You got that from "The World's Shortest Stories", right? It's freakingly funny
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 12:54 PM
lmao
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QUOTE(Gueniveire @ Sep 29 2005, 11:05 AM)
a coworker emailed it to me
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