He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
ahhh....being a woman she said.....he said
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 02:22 AM
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 06:50 AM
QUOTE(islandgirl @ Sep 25 2005, 02:22 AM)
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
to all the single gals out there woot! woot!
LMAO
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 06:52 AM
QUOTE(islandgirl @ Sep 25 2005, 09:22 AM)
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
hahahah...lol...thats a good one
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 07:38 AM
QUOTE(islandgirl @ Sep 25 2005, 04:22 AM)
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
And here I was trying to sing this to Buddha for Mary, and it wasn't working for me until it hit me...
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 07:40 AM
AMEN!
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 07:52 AM
QUOTE(islandgirl @ Sep 25 2005, 11:22 AM)
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.
i do that all the time
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 10:07 AM
Words of truth! Girls rock!
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 04:13 PM
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 05:22 PM
QUOTE
And here I was trying to sing this to Buddha for Mary, and it wasn't working for me until it hit me...
Haha, me too! I was like, "This isn't working."
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 05:25 PM
Hahahahaha. Awesome.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 05:28 PM
fucking A!!
That is true. most men are dogs, some are nice, some are cool, some are the right ones. but most are dogs..
keep looking he will turn up.
That is true. most men are dogs, some are nice, some are cool, some are the right ones. but most are dogs..
keep looking he will turn up.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 05:28 PM
And then, you have to sit down to pee.
Game. Set. Match.
Game. Set. Match.
