1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
ahh...being a guy just lovely
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 08:14 AM
argggh, another macho!!!! you're not serious, aren't you?? that makes me laugh!!! too funny!!!
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 09:27 AM
Funny...but makes me sad bc it is all true!!!!! 
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 11:16 AM
Havent you heard?
The new thing is, metros. Not men.
The new thing is, metros. Not men.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:28 PM
Let's see how many still apply to me...
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - This does not only apply to guys. I had a roomate who was amazing at this.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (This varies)
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
About 18/35. No wonder my sister insists on calling me a man.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - This does not only apply to guys. I had a roomate who was amazing at this.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (This varies)
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
About 18/35. No wonder my sister insists on calling me a man.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:34 PM
underwear costs $20 a pair.
and guys have to deal with girls so that sucks.
and guys have to deal with girls so that sucks.
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:52 PM
QUOTE(VirgoAnima @ Sep 23 2005, 03:08 PM)
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
2. The garage is all ours.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
A girl answers...
1. Hey, some females do that too!
2. Well, yeah, unless you've got a girl who likes cars...
5. Women should have that right too!
6. Can't girls?
9. Girls do that?
10. And that's something that's about to change...
11. Some women think so too.
13. I suppose that by 'people' you mean guys?
15. Nor does girl's shoes, if they've bought decent ones.
16. That's sad...
18. Girls don't? Or should I say 'girls can't?'?
19. So it does for a lot of women. It just depends on the size of the suitcase
22. Not all girls think that he or she can't be a friend, even though one's not invited to whatever...
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:56 PM
QUOTE(Gueniveire @ Sep 23 2005, 07:52 PM)
A girl answers...
1. Hey, some females do that too!
2. Well, yeah, unless you've got a girl who likes cars...
5. Women should have that right too!
6. Can't girls?
9. Girls do that?
10. And that's something that's about to change...
11. Some women think so too.
13. I suppose that by 'people' you mean guys?
15. Nor does girl's shoes, if they've bought decent ones.
16. That's sad...
18. Girls don't? Or should I say 'girls can't?'?
19. So it does for a lot of women. It just depends on the size of the suitcase
22. Not all girls think that he or she can't be a friend, even though one's not invited to whatever...
1. Hey, some females do that too!
2. Well, yeah, unless you've got a girl who likes cars...
5. Women should have that right too!
6. Can't girls?
9. Girls do that?
10. And that's something that's about to change...
11. Some women think so too.
13. I suppose that by 'people' you mean guys?
15. Nor does girl's shoes, if they've bought decent ones.
16. That's sad...
18. Girls don't? Or should I say 'girls can't?'?
19. So it does for a lot of women. It just depends on the size of the suitcase
22. Not all girls think that he or she can't be a friend, even though one's not invited to whatever...
lol sorry..but i cant agree with you on this...every point he said is so true....you cant argue...lol...
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Gueniveire
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:57 PM
QUOTE(pedritti @ Sep 23 2005, 07:56 PM)
lol sorry..but i cant agree with you on this...every point he said is so true....you cant argue...lol...
I never said it wasn't true, I just replied to some of the points, seeing them form a girl's point of view...
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 01:03 PM
QUOTE(pedritti @ Sep 23 2005, 12:56 PM)
lol sorry..but i cant agree with you on this...every point he said is so true....you cant argue...lol...
Oh, but I can and will argue. For almost every point on that list, i know of one personal example on either the male or female side that makes it not true.
The president thing: Hillary in 2008!
So like I said before:
i'll pee anywhere, motherfucker. davida
PS Shave your balls, you'll have more fun!
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 01:04 PM
QUOTE(davida @ Sep 23 2005, 08:03 PM)
Oh, but I can and will argue. For every point on that list, i know of one personal example on either the male or female side that makes it not true.
So like I said before:
i'll pee anywhere, motherfucker. davida
So like I said before:
i'll pee anywhere, motherfucker. davida
YAY! You're right!
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 01:48 PM
I love being a girl but Ahh thats so cute, I love the menfolk.. so much fun to play with. 
