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Difference Between Men And Women Just a Joke, dont get offended

#1 User is offline   [30]sec(2)Shinde 

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 12:25 AM


this is just a play on stereotypes of men and women. just enjoy. smile.gif

Now...Heres the difference between a Mans Visit to the ATM, and a womens.


Men:

1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card

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Women:

1-Drive to the bank

2-Check make-up in the mirror

3- Apply perfume

4- Manually check haircut

5- Park car - failure

6- Park car - failure

7- Park car - success

8- Search for the card in the handbag

9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

10- Throw phone card back in handbag

11- look for bank card

12- Insert card

13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag

14- Enter code

15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

16- #Cancel#

17- Re-enter code

18- #Cancel#

19- Call husband to get correct code

20- Enter desired amount

21- #Error#

22- Enter bigger amount

23- #Error#

24- Enter maximum amount

25- Cross fingers

26- Take cash

27- Go back to the car

28- Check make-up in rear mirror

29- Look for keys in handbag

30- Start car

31- Drive 50 meters

32- STOP

33- Drive back to bank machine

34- Go out of the car

35- Take card back from machine

36- Go back to the car

37- Throw card on passenger seat

38- Check make-up in rear mirror

39- Manually check haircut

40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

41- BREAK

42- Go into roundabout - right way

43- Drive 5 kilometers

44- Remove hand break

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 12:53 AM

whoa buddy.............this is a typical visit to the atm:

pull up to the sidewalk-
front tires half on the sidewalk-
leaves the car running-
jumps out-
yells at the kids to get back in their seats-
takes out money-
yells at kids again to open the door wink.gif

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 12:59 AM

HAH!

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 09:47 AM

tongue.gif Isn't that more like the difference between men and blondes? (No offence, no offence!!!! I have two blonde friends, I've just told them to read this thread to wind them up).

Actually I always try to see if I can take out my cash faster then it takes that herione addict to get to me.

*insert card
*get money with receipt
*retrieve card
*run like fuck!

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 11:13 AM

QUOTE(Littlewitch @ Feb 11 2005, 08:47 AM)
tongue.gif Isn't that more like the difference between men and blondes?



haha, no kidding..! tongue.gif

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 11:50 AM

QUOTE(Littlewitch @ Feb 11 2005, 11:47 AM)
tongue.gif Isn't that more like the difference between men and blondes? (No offence, no offence!!!! I have two blonde friends, I've just told them to read this thread to wind them up).

Actually I always try to see if I can take out my cash faster then it takes that herione addict to get to me.

*insert card
*get money with receipt
*retrieve card
*run like fuck!


hahaha. those damn bums trying to get you when its dark

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 03:04 PM

QUOTE([30]sec(2)Shinde @ Feb 11 2005, 07:25 AM)

this is just a play on stereotypes of men and women. just enjoy. smile.gif

Now...Heres the difference between a Mans Visit to the ATM, and a womens.


Men:

1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card

************************************************

Women:

1-Drive to the bank

2-Check make-up in the mirror

3- Apply perfume

4- Manually check haircut

5- Park car - failure

6- Park car - failure

7- Park car - success

8- Search for the card in the handbag

9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

10- Throw phone card back in handbag

11- look for bank card

12- Insert card

13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag

14- Enter code

15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

16- #Cancel#

17- Re-enter code

18- #Cancel#

19- Call husband to get correct code

20- Enter desired amount

21- #Error#

22- Enter bigger amount

23- #Error#

24- Enter maximum amount

25- Cross fingers

26- Take cash

27- Go back to the car

28- Check make-up in rear mirror

29- Look for keys in handbag

30- Start car

31- Drive 50 meters

32- STOP

33- Drive back to bank machine

34- Go out of the car

35- Take card back from machine

36- Go back to the car

37- Throw card on passenger seat

38- Check make-up in rear mirror

39- Manually check haircut

40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

41- BREAK

42- Go into roundabout - right way

43- Drive 5 kilometers

44- Remove hand break

I agree about the whole vanity thing but don't think women are stupid at all! ( trying to park 3 times???? no way!)

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 03:53 PM

QUOTE(María José @ Feb 11 2005, 02:04 PM)
I agree about the whole vanity thing but don't think women are stupid at all! ( trying to park 3 times???? no way!)



Going to the bank for some people seems to be a long task. lol biggrin.gif

erin

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 03:59 PM

lol now I understand why are women always late for dates lol pretty funny thanks for posting:)

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